Satan
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared atthe front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to
the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with ONE word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" rsisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
posted by Carol @ 9:26 a.m.
7 Comments:
Where do you come up with these great jokes?
I am lucky, I get them sent to me from numberous email buddies!! :o)
Ok I just invented a new word, sheeeeeeesh. That should have been numerous. Not sure what numberous is, unless it's email friends that I have who are numb????
LOL - that is hilarious. Good one Carol! ;-)
Numberous... Smooth, Mom, smooth... *grin*
Awesome joke!!
I think I work with her.
LOL John,
I think all of us at some time or another worked with her. :)
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